Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. - Lillian Dickson

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Author Unknown

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Author Unknown

Life is a cement trampoline. - Howard Nordberg

To preserve a man alive in the midst of so many chances and hostilities, is as great a miracle as to create him. - Jeremy Taylor

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. - The X-Files